I know this.
The other day, I was in the elevator. Some dude gets on and presses 14.
Me: I used to be on that floor (running her finger on the button)
Stranger: what’s that now? Well, how come you moved?
Me: well, we consolidated our real estate. Anyway, do you know that you’re actually on the 13th floor?
Stranger: oh, that doesn’t bother me
::door opens, I start to exit, turn and say “sppppoooooooooky”::
I bet I brightened that kids day.